They need to create a new sticker for all the morons running around in “fast and furious” riceburners and it should read (as quoted from an IRC conversation):
The size of my penis is directly related to the volume of the music in my car, divided by the number of windows I have down..add half the size of my exhaust tip, and then divide by the number of emblems I have taken off my car, then multiply by the square root of the stickers I have chosen to cover the vehicle with. and you will find that, that number is in a ratio of 1:128 with the size of the stupid fucking ridiculously huge spoiler I have.
I know it’s a big message, but they can always put it on that big stupid spoiler (as mentioned above).