Yet another adventure in the assclown war happened again today. The shithead creates drama out of fucking everything he comes across: “We need to meet on this opportunity before anything is done on it! This could be a huge opportunity for us. The opportunity is there to opportunity opportunity opportunity opportunity blah blah blah…”. I fell asleep right about then until he wanted me to rework something I had worked on for 12 hours on a fucking Saturday – you know, my day off. On top of this he likes to create more work for me by adding options that customers didn’t ask for. I mean what the hell? You took a job that would’ve taken me 10 minutes to do and turned it into something that will take 2 hours to do on top of research on the project. All this on a $125.00 job. By the time I was done just estimating the job we had lost all profits and were in the red.
It gets so sickening knowing he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about, but yet he has people fooled into thinking he actually does know what he’s talking about. Then again, some people are stupid enough to think that we should feel sorry for the RIAA…never mind the fact that the RIAA screw the artists worse than you do when you download the music instead of buy it. I better not even get started on that.
Anyways, in order to understand the retardation involved with assclowns thought process, I fear I may have to stab myself in the forehead with an icepick a few dozen times so I become as brain-dead in the head as him. Everytime he enters a room and starts speaking, everyones IQ drops about 10 points…they usually become dumber for having listened to him.
Basically, I’m a watcher. I notice things that most other people don’t because I like to study people. Assclown doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about 99% of the time, but he knows how to change the subject or try and put you on defence if he feels you are putting him on the defence. As of yesterday I decided to just say “screw it”. I just don’t care any more, so basically I question the shit out of him every time he decides that he wants to mandate my job function. I call him on his bullshit in front of his boss and my boss. It pisses him off, but he can’t do shit because he can’t come up with ways to defend his actions – he can’t explain himself. You should see how red his face gets.
I’m still debating on whether or not to just walk out when I quit or give two weeks. The only reason I would bother giving two weeks is because my REAL boss is super cool. She is by far the most flexible yet bad-ass boss I have ever had in my life. That and the two people that perform the same job function I do are fuckin awesome too. If I walked out tommorrow, they’d all be screwed – especially assclown. Why you ask? Because nobody knows how to do my job. Seriously. It would be completely up to me to train others too. Think I will? Hell no…no time nor motivation…I can barely keep up because of assclown’s new rules that I have to follow.
If you’re a big corporation and you take advantage of a bad economy and start treating your employees like shit because you think they’re scared to leave – just know that the economy can and will come back. When it does come back you will have such a high turnaround that you won’t be able to train people fast enough to replace all the people leaving. While that’s happening just know that you caused it upon yourself, stupid.