Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

Quote of the week: world is crazy

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.” – Chris Rock

Quote of the week: April 30th, 2007

Monday, April 30th, 2007

The harsh reality of IT Project life cycle.

Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance.
Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm.
Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment.
Phase 4: Total confusion.
Phase 5: Search for the guilty.
Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent.
Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.

Quote of the week: April 9th, 2007

Monday, April 9th, 2007

“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” – George Carlin

Quote of the week: April 2nd, 2007

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” – Unknown

Quote of the week: March 26th, 2007

Monday, March 26th, 2007

“To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.” – Janet Coleman

Quote of the week: March 19th, 2007

Monday, March 19th, 2007

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” – W.C. Fields

Quote of the week: March 12th, 2007

Monday, March 12th, 2007

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success” – Doug Larson

Quote of the week: March 5th, 2007

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

“What’s all this stuff about motivation? I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery. Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me.” – George Carlin

Quote of the week: February 26th, 2007

Monday, February 26th, 2007

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote of the week: February 19th, 2007

Monday, February 19th, 2007

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby