“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.” – Chris Rock

The harsh reality of IT Project life cycle.

Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance.
Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm.
Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment.
Phase 4: Total confusion.
Phase 5: Search for the guilty.
Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent.
Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.

“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” – George Carlin

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” – Unknown

“To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.” – Janet Coleman

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” – W.C. Fields

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success” – Doug Larson

“What’s all this stuff about motivation? I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery. Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me.” – George Carlin

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby